I Am Bread, A Video Game Where You Play A Slice Of Bread

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Tired of playing video games as a mustachioed plumber, or an 8-bit miner? I Am Bread is here to help, by placing you in the action as a slice of bread — seriously.

If you’re a bit unclear on the object of the game, you’re not alone. It appears that you control your bread, while it makes its way through various rooms, before it’s inevitably toasted and buttered.

Which makes I Am Bread either the silliest thing we’ve ever seen, or the greatest thing since one of those inventions that made our lives easier… can’t think of any at the moment, it’s early.

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[link, via Lost At E Minor]

Burrito Galaxy, A Tex-Mex-Inspired Video Game

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Burrito Galaxy may have antiquated gameplay and subpar graphics… But it revolves around burritos and chimichangas, so it’s already in contention for game of the year.*

In the old-school first person shooter, you’re the mexican food-wielding Guac — the first female Bean Commander. Bad guys can be thwarted with your burrito, taquito, or other Mexican fare. Quarters up… A prototype version can be played here.

*according to the games department of foodiggity.com.†

the foodiggity.com games department may or may not exist.

[link, via Neatorama]

Pop Dongle, An iPhone Attachment That Emits The Smell of Popcorn

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The problem with your fancy iPhone and hundreds of apps, is that they don’t provide smell-o-vision or aroma therapy of any kind. Pop Dongle is here to help solve this real world problem.

Brought to us by Pop Secret, the iPhone attachment is part of a game app called, Poptopia. The smiley little Pop Dongle will release the popcorn smell as you complete tasks throughout the game — namely popping popcorn.

[link, via Neatorama]

Fruit Ninja Plush Toys

So, you’re addicted to Fruit Ninja. It’s OK — it’s one of the most popular iOS games ever, and you’re amongst friends. Fortunately Halfbrick Studios, the makers of Fruit Ninja, know your struggles, and would like to capitalize on your addiction with these cute Fruit Ninja Plushies. Available in Sensai or adorable bisected watermelon, you can give them a hug in-between rounds of Arcade and Zen mode.

[link, via The Awesomer]

Want A Terrible Pizza? There’s An App For That

Domino’s has come up with a seemingly fun way to create and order one of their pizza-ish products. Domino’s Pizza Hero iPad app allows users to spread digital sauce, sprinkle pixels of cheese, and add toppings. All while advancing through increasingly difficult levels of pizza-making, and scoring points for speed and accuracy.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, or are heavily stoned, you can choose to have the pizza that you’ve just created delivered to your door. Whoa.

[Domino’s]