Bacoin Is A Bacon Cryptocurrency That Is Very Real

Just when we thought that the cryptocurrency craze was dying, along comes Bacoin and GIMME ALL THE THINGS!!

Brought to us by Oscar Mayer, this bacon cryptocurrency is very real. Although, mining Bacoin won’t produce cash, it can be traded for actual bacon. And, as we all know, bacon is better than money.

Find out how to get your hands on some Bacoin at OscarMayerBacoin.com. You can also watch the video below, hosted by Bacoin’s alleged architect, Keith Sizzle and his totally real name and glasses.

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Start The Day Off Right With Cheese and Bacon Shampoo and Conditioner

Einstein Bros. is well-known for getting mornings off to the right start. Now, they’d like to be a part of your day even earlier, with Cheesy Shampoo and Wakin’ Bacon Conditioner.

As soon as one gets in the shower, they can cleanse with the delightful scent of cheese and condition with the essence of pork fat. Rinse and repeat, and then go grab an actual bacon and cheese. Rinse and repeat.

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Bacon and Eggs Pool Floats Are Your New Favorite Breakfast Lounge

If you’re looking for the most important lounge of the day, Bacon and Eggs Pool Floats are here to help.

Available at Hammacher Schlemmer, the floats are made from thick durable vinyl, and should keep you afloat all morning… even after your large breakfast. Bonus points if you fill the pool with coffee.

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Bacon Camp Is A Thing And We Want To Go To There

Cancel those non-pork-related summer plans and head to Bacon Camp.

Although it’s more of a 5-day food festival than an actual sleepaway camp, participants can purchase tickets to specific bacon-related events. These events will take place throughout the Ann Arbor, Michigan area — including instructional seminars hosted by renowned chefs, a film-fest, bacon open-mic night, and a tour of the Detroit food scene.

Tickets are still available for some events. No sleeping bag or postcards for mom required.

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The ‘Murica! Knife is Made From Beer, Bacon and French Fries

YouTube: Green Beetle
YouTube: Green Beetle

Nothing says “Murica!” quite like bacon, beer, fries and forged steel. Luckily, knife maker Green Beetle is a true craftsman and patriot.

The ‘Murica! Knife is forged from good ol’ steel, but is made extra American by quenching the knife in beer and placing bacon and fries in the handle. The knife comes in especially handy when cutting large burgers, or to ward off anyone trying to steal your bacon.

See the entire all-American process below.

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