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Jawbreakers… they’re not just a dentist’s nightmare anymore. Now, the giant impenetrable candies will rock anybody within earshot.
Enter, the Jawbreaker Guitar. Brought to us by Burls Art, the Flying V-shaped guitar consists of eight giant jawbreakers and epoxy. The end result… the sweetest licks available.
See how it’s made below, and stay until the end for a jam session.
Mac Sabbath, the McDonald’s-themed Black Sabbath parody band — you read that correctly — is back and they have meat on the brain.
Sweet Beef, a parody of Black Sabbath’s ode to weed, Sweet Leaf, alters the lyrics of the original to fit the band’s McDonald’s-loving agenda.
The video will make you feel as though you hit some sweet leaf yourself. The band starts out normal. That is, as normal as grown men dressed as demented McDonald’s mascots could be. Then they turn to puppets… evil vegetables are involved. Please enjoy…
Nothing says ‘instant noodles’ like some good ol’ death metal. Nissin knows this and has used some heavy music and seizure-inducing animation to sell some noods.
The commercial begins innocently enough with an adorable baby chick trying to enjoy lunch. Then, it gets weird, and METAAAAAAALLL!!
link via geeks are sexy
If you like your carbs with a little metal, there’s Motörbread.
Brought to us by Lou Lou P’s Delights, the bread is inspired by the logo of rock band, Motörhead. Break out the butter, and side one of Overkill, and let’s take in some carbs.
We recently found a guitar that was made from the same plants as tequila. Keeping with the philosophy that alcohol begets great music, Bushmills and Lowden have teamed up to create the Whiskey Barrel Guitar.
The Bushmills x Lowden F-50 was handcrafted from the wood of whiskey barrels, along with ancient bog oak, and reclaimed redwood. The result… An homage to guitar-making, music and whiskey-drinking. Please, do not lick the guitar.
[link, via Cool Material]