The Kit Kat Quesadilla Exists

Never one to shy away from horrifying menu items, Taco Bell is back with an offering that just rolls off the tongue.

The Kit Kat Chocoladilla is formed into a traditional quesadilla, replacing a traditional meat and cheese filling with melted Kit Kat pieces.

The Kit Kat Quesadilla, although offered in the UK and Brazil for some time, will make its US debut in select Wisconsin locations. Will you be breaking off a piece of this, Wisconsinites?

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Show Some State Pride Or Tex-Mex-Love With The Texmexas T-Shirt

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Everything’s bigger in Texas… Except The Foodnited States Texmexas T-shirt, which should fit perfectly. Show some State pride and/or Tex-Mex-love with this super-soft and extra gooey tee.

100% ring-spun cotton by Next Level. Premium-fitted. Available for pre-order, Indigo for Men’s/Unisex sizes and Cardinal for Women.

Check out all of our Foodnited States Apparel here.

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Taco Bell Is Putting Cheetos In Burritos Now

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Having already cornered the market on junk food-infused Tex-Mex, with Doritos Locos Tacos, Taco Bell is now testing a Cheetos-stuffed burrito.

The Cheetos Burrito is your latest reason to run for the border — or to run from it, depending on how you feel about a burrito that’s stuffed with mystery meat, cheese sauce, rice, and several malformed neon-orange snacks. It’ll be test-marketed in Cincinnati beginning in mid-August.

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The Tortilla Towel Will Turn You Into A Giant Lazy Burrito

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Stop lying down on boring rectangle towels that aren’t giant tortillas. The Tortilla Towel will add some much-needed style to your lazy day.

The five-foot towel is printed on both sides to look like a giant flour tortilla. The best part, is that the towel is versatile enough that you can be a lazy burrito, lounging torta, or a chillaxin enchilada.

The towels are currently sold out, so you’ll have to wait to be a filling. Stay tuned here.

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Roll Up Your Electronics In A Burrito Pouch

burrito-pouch-2Never tote your phone chargers, earbuds, or other random items without a burrito again. The JanSport Digital Burrito Pouch is now the coolest and most hunger-inducing way to carry your stuff.

The pouch is 13.5-inches by 9.25-inches when opened, and contains a mesh pocket inside to hold your goods. It’ll even fit a few packets of hot sauce — just in case you’re lucky enough to find a real burrito. Check it out here.

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