Gimme a break… of that evil goodness. Kill Kat — Milk Chocolate is the not-so-sweet candy bar that could possibly eat you first.
The painfully unnecessary cereal borrows the colors and flavors of the squishy treats, but there isn’t a cute bunny or chick anywhere to be found. Someone at Kellogg’s must’ve forgotten that the only reason folks eat Peeps is for their squishiness, rough sugar armor, and how Peeps stare at us lovingly before we bite their heads off.
Either way, the Peeps Cereal does come with marshmallows — so they’re like Froot Loops crossed with Lucky Charms crossed with a cereal company that hates you. Enjoy.
Sure, every carnival or sporting event usually has cotton candy. But, the choices are always boring pink or basic blue, and there’s never a pickle guy around when you need him.
Dilly Pickle Cotton Candy is here to fulfill your briny cravings. Although the cotton candy won’t provide the satisfying crunch of a real pickle, it more than makes up for it with fluffiness and sugar rush.
Dilly Pickle Cotton Candy is available from Grandpa Joe’s for $7.99. Reviews for the product are mixed, but the cartoon pickle gives it a thumbs up, so there’s that.
Why should your breakfast cereal be sickly sweet, when it could be ridiculously sour… and then sweet? Sour Patch Kids Cereal is here, and the candy-inspired cereal is ready for an all-out assault on your tastebuds, first thing in the morning.
The cereal is even made to look like the mouth-puckering candy, available in all the fun colors and sugar-coated goodness. Sour Patch Kids Cereal will hit a limited number of Walmarts on December 26th. Pucker up and pass the milk.
When the kids go to sleep after a long night of trick or treating, so starts the tradition of eating all of their candy. And, after walking around the neighborhood and having to interact with neighbors, you may also need a drink.
Thanks to wine app, Vivino, you can properly pair your Halloween candy and wine. Is your kids’ candy stash mostly Kit Kats? Then you may want to pick up a medium red. Want to down a few hundred Skittles? Look towards a dry white wine, such as a sauvignon blanc or pinot grigio.
Do you find yourself with a lot of candy corns? Grab a sparkling wine and start looking for a new place to live… your neighbors suck.
via mental floss