Tag: meat

Arby’s Creates A Meat Carrot Because Vegetarians Can’t Have All The Fun

Vegetarians have the Impossible Burger and Tofurkey. Now, it’s the meat-eaters turn to create food out of lies.

Arby’s has the meaty answer with the Marrot. The food item appears to be a big healthy vegetable. However, since Arby’s claims “We Have The Meats,” the carrot is made from turkey breast and flavored with dried carrot juice powder.

The best part, besides this becoming the very first “megetable,” is that the meat carrot packs the same nutritional value as an actual carrot. See how it’s done below.

https://youtu.be/oDWY7mZWmyc

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Tenderizing Meat Is A Snap With The Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer

If only tenderizing a steak was as simple as erasing half the universe’s population. Whereas the latter requires only a snap of the fingers, red meat needs repeated blunt force before it breaks down.

Thankfully, the Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer will make quick work of any steak or cutlet. Hopefully no Avengers (vegetarians) stop by to give you a hard time.

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Wendy’s Meat Soda Will Help Wash Down That Baconator

When a Frosty just won’t do, there’s Wendy’s Meat Soda. A fairly believable, albeit very fake beverage is brought to us by Obvious Plant.

Although, Wendy’s Twitter had a bit of fun with the plant, they sadly have no plans to produce Meat Soda. In the meantime, there’s this.

Arby’s Wants You To Wear The Meat Sweats

Anyone who’s overdone it at a steakhouse or backyard BBQ, knows that the meat sweats are real. Fortunately, Arby’s Meat Sweats are a real thing too.

The difference is, while ingesting too much beef and pork leaves you full of saturated fat and regret, Arby’s version is a sweatsuit. And, as we all know, there are no regrets when it comes to meat-themed fashion.

Now, the not-so-good news… Arby’s Meat Sweats aren’t for sale, but you can earn a chance to win a set by showing your meat love on Instagram and Twitter with hashtag #meatsweats.

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