If only tenderizing a steak was as simple as erasing half the universe’s population. Whereas the latter requires only a snap of the fingers, red meat needs repeated blunt force before it breaks down.
Thankfully, the Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer will make quick work of any steak or cutlet. Hopefully no Avengers (vegetarians) stop by to give you a hard time.
Meat will be no match for the Hammer of The Gods. Thor’s Hammer Meat Tenderizer will make fast work of any steak or cutlet that gets in its way.
Although Mjölnir can only be wielded by Thor himself, we’re sure that you’ll be able to handle this replica, puny human.
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When a Frosty just won’t do, there’s Wendy’s Meat Soda. A fairly believable, albeit very fake beverage is brought to us by Obvious Plant.
Although, Wendy’s Twitter had a bit of fun with the plant, they sadly have no plans to produce Meat Soda. In the meantime, there’s this.
WHO GAVE OUT OUR SECRET PLANS?!?!?!?!?! https://t.co/Sbgy2fU1xo
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) August 17, 2018
Anyone who’s overdone it at a steakhouse or backyard BBQ, knows that the meat sweats are real. Fortunately, Arby’s Meat Sweats are a real thing too.
The difference is, while ingesting too much beef and pork leaves you full of saturated fat and regret, Arby’s version is a sweatsuit. And, as we all know, there are no regrets when it comes to meat-themed fashion.
Now, the not-so-good news… Arby’s Meat Sweats aren’t for sale, but you can earn a chance to win a set by showing your meat love on Instagram and Twitter with hashtag #meatsweats.
Empanadas are life. However, sometimes that life can be confusing because, regardless of the meaty or guava and cheesy goodness that’s inside one, every empanada looks the same from the outside. That confusion ends today.
Although, some have claimed that stamping empanadas is nothing new, the practice has gained stream recently with this Twitter post by @savelexi. Only time will tell if your favorite empanada joint will install an embossing tool in the kitchen so, until then, keep poking holes in yours to figure out which is which.
My family is in 2037 y’all. They got their empanadas embossed w what meat is inside pic.twitter.com/xf5jo0nBA6
— 🍋 (@savelexi) July 19, 2017
