Katy Perry’s Burger Shoes Will Improve Your Boring Feet

After showing up to this year’s Met Gala as a burger, it makes perfect sense that Katy Perry would eventually provide the proper footwear. Just in case anyone needed footwear for their burger ensemble.

It also makes perfect sense that the burger shoe, officially titled The Munchie, would cost upwards of $129.00. And, they’re not even super-sized.

Check them out here.

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Burger King’s Not-So Happy Meals Won’t Tell You How To Feel

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For years, McDonald’s have served their Happy Meals and, in all honesty, they seemed innocent enough. That is until Burger King released Real Meals and we suddenly feel the urge to scream at McDonald’s, “Stop telling us how to feel, Ronald!!”

Although, Burger King’s “not-so” happy meals aren’t aimed towards kids — hence why there’s no toy or chocolate milk included — it’s an obvious jab at McDonald’s and their famous box lunch.

The Burger King campaign, falling not-so coincidentally within Mental Health Awareness Month, urges the burger-eaters out there to “Feel Your Way” (#FeelYourWay). In other words, you don’t need McDonald’s and their fancy toys to make you happy, but rather to feel however one feels after ingesting a Whopper meal… Which is often bloated and full of regret.

Either way, the Burger King Real Meals include the Pissed Meal, Blue Meal, Salty Meal, YAAAS Meal, and DGAF Meal. All containing a Whopper meal, so hopefully that’s enough to help you feel better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjxRUEA0Tdo

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Burger King Is Releasing A Burger That Induces Nightmares, More So Than The Whopper

As if the Burger King Whopper with a side of Chicken Fries wasn’t scary enough, there’s now the Nightmare King.

BK’s Halloween offering will not only scare the bejeesus out of you by its mere appearance, but it’s been “scientifically” proven to induce nightmares. That is, if the actors in the short video below are to be believed.

The nightmare begins with a green bun [ooh!] quarter-pound of beef [aaahh!!], a crispy chicken fillet [make it stoooop!!], American cheese, bacon, mayonnaise and onions [I want my mommy!!]. Look for the nightmares to begin on October 22nd.

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The Cheeseburger Made Entirely of Cheese

When it comes to a cheeseburger, it’s usually the meat that gets all the accolades. But, what if cheese decided to break free from this food collaboration, and make up every component of the sandwich?

Tastemade has the answer, and it’s in the form of the “CHEESEburger.” Watch, as they use an arsenal of different cheeses to construct the burger — from its bun and patty, to its lettuce and tomatoes.

What is the point of this reckless use of dairy? To melt on top of what would become the cheesiest cheese fries to ever cheese. Check it out below.

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McDonald’s Has A Breakfast Burger Now

No longer will we require a hack for a McDonald’s breakfast burger. The Big Brekkie Burger is here to make your morning.

If you couldn’t tell by the name, the burger is available in Australia, and comes complete with a hash brown, bacon, a fried egg and BBQ sauce. If you can’t get to what the Aussies call a “Macca,” or you don’t get out of bed before 10:30, there’s always the option of torturing employees with an order off the secret menu.

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