Are you looking to truly express yourself while baking? Or, do you just want to watch someone eat sh!t?
The Poop Emoji Cooke Cutter is here to help you out. Brought to us by Wilton and Rosanna Pansino of Nerdy Nummies — the cutter can be used in a variety of ways. From making Unicorn Poop Cookies to creating mushy chocolate treats with a gooey fudge center. Enjoy!
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Sure, you could slap a horn and pastels on virtually anything, and it immediately becomes unicorn-themed. But, what if unicorning our food wasn’t so glamorous, and our magical animal was nothing more than a pudgy cake-eater?
The Fat Unicorn Cake tries to answer this question — complete with pinks, purples and our horned beast. However, this unicorn got a bit over-indulgent, feasted on its own cake, and is now too stuffed to move.
Not so magical now, are you, fat unicorn? It’s OK, we’ve all been there.
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Sometimes, food mash-ups are good. Often, they’re a culinary abomination. And, every now and then, something like the Tacro comes along, and we’ll gladly sell our soul for a mere bite of one.
The taco/croissant hybrid is brought to us by San Francisco-based, Vive La Tarte. According to their Instagram, and not unlike most trendy food mash-ups, the Tacros sell out rather quickly each day. So, if you’re in the area, get there early. The good thing is, they haven’t been around long enough to be discouraged as a breakfast item.
To our knowledge, Prince didn’t bake. However, we imagine that if he’d ever tried, Prince would win every baking contest, while quietly taunting his opponents.
So, to honor Prince’s baking potential, there’s Little Red Velvette, The Prince Inspired Cookbook by Cat Food Cakes. Of course, there’s a Purple Rain Cake, as well as the Most Beautiful Swirl in the World, and Breakfast Can Wait.
The cookbook is available for pre-order at Belly Kids. So break out your finest doilies and purple cake plates.
Ketchup is wonderful. Mustard, when used correctly, can be even better. As of now, the two condiments managed to coexist, doing their own thing. That was until they were merged into a cake.
Ketchup and Mustard Cake is the unfortunate joining of two condiments, that may or may not haunt your dreams. Brought to us by Shared Food, the baking experiment uses actual ketchup and mustard. The result… something that looks like a cross between a high school archaeology project, and a birthday cake from McDonald’s.
Watch the “how to” below, if you dare. Let us know how far you get.
