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Handling delicate eggs can be tricky, so you’ll want to do it as stealthily as possible. Egg Ninjas are here to help.
Simply slip on the silicone egg-holder, and place your ninja into a pot of boiling water. Ninjas are exceptionally good at waiting, so cook it for as long as you want.
When finished, simply use the attached tether to pull your Ninja Egg out. Breakfast is served, deadly.
When you need to drink your coffee as silent and deadly as possible — the Ninja Mug is here to help. Complete with an insulating ninja mask, deadly spoon sword, and shuriken star coaster — the mug might be a little hard to find in your cupboard, but will spring into action when summoned.
And, what to have with your deadly ninja coffee or tea?… Ninjabread Men of course.
[link, via Laughing Squid]
The black burger bun makes its [triumphant?] return, with Burger King Japan’s Black Ninja Burger. Only this time, accompanying the aforementioned buns, is an enormous slab of bacon to mimic its ninja mascot, ‘Kuro Ninja.’
Anyone who’s ever had a shawarma knows that they’re pretty awesome. This maker of said shawarmas — we’ll call him ‘The Shawarma Ninja’ — makes them even awesomer.
With some mad beats to set the mood, Shawarma Ninja whips up a few of the Arabic wraps as if he’s neck deep in boss level. Please watch this…
[link, via Geeks Are Sexy]
My gingerbread men can beat up your gingerbread men. I know this because I have Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters… And you can too. Be the hit of the bake sale by creating these stealthy warriors, then unleash them on unsuspecting gumdrop-wearing cookie men, and other wimpy confections.
[$8.99 @ Foodiggity Shop]
