We’re not all morning people… but something tells us that Bob Ross was. Now, the soft-spoken landscape painter is here to bring some happiness to your morning, with Bob Ross Cereal.
Although, the oat clusters may not bring joy — the colorful Lucky Charms-like marshmallows, including Happy Trees, just might do the trick.
Bob Ross: The Joy of Cereal is available at FYE. And, no worries if you spill any milk… it’s a happy little accident.
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Unicorns had a good run as the most majestic of horned animals. It is now the age of the Caticorn, and, they’ve got the cereal to prove it.
Caticorn Cereal is brought to us by Kellogg’s and it appears to be as wonderful as it sounds. The berry-flavored O’s are pink, berry-flavored, and covered in glitter. Is the glitter really edible? Are Caticorns real? Are unicorns going to be upset over this? And, most importantly, where is Caticorn Cereal available?
Well, we have the answer to two of those questions. Yes and Sam’s Club. We’ll let you decide which is which.
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Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy a non-Peep fueled morning — Peeps Cereal has been unleashed.
The painfully unnecessary cereal borrows the colors and flavors of the squishy treats, but there isn’t a cute bunny or chick anywhere to be found. Someone at Kellogg’s must’ve forgotten that the only reason folks eat Peeps is for their squishiness, rough sugar armor, and how Peeps stare at us lovingly before we bite their heads off.
Either way, the Peeps Cereal does come with marshmallows — so they’re like Froot Loops crossed with Lucky Charms crossed with a cereal company that hates you. Enjoy.
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Why should your breakfast cereal be sickly sweet, when it could be ridiculously sour… and then sweet? Sour Patch Kids Cereal is here, and the candy-inspired cereal is ready for an all-out assault on your tastebuds, first thing in the morning.
The cereal is even made to look like the mouth-puckering candy, available in all the fun colors and sugar-coated goodness. Sour Patch Kids Cereal will hit a limited number of Walmarts on December 26th. Pucker up and pass the milk.
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We haven’t heard from our favorite female seniors, The Golden Girls, in quite a while. For one, there hasn’t been a new episode in over 26 years. Oh, and three-quarters of the “Girls” are now in a better place.
No matter… the old gal’s spirit lives on in re-runs and Funko Golden Girls Cereal. The best part, is that the cereal box’s prize is a Rose mini Funko Pop. Appropriate, considering Betty White will probably outlive the plastic version of herself.
We hate to disappoint, but The Golden Girls Funko’s aren’t cheesecake-flavored. Also, they’re totally sold-out and being marked up heavily on eBay and other sites. Either way, thank you for being a friend.
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