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People are sometimes surprised to hear how well fried chicken and waffles go together. Fortunately, Nick from Dude Foods is in the know, and came up with an ingenious way to save you the trouble of dealing with two separate food items.
Chicken and Waffle Wings, although they might look like something created in Seth Brundle’s transporter, is one of the greatest lazy man food items ever created. The simple instructions can be found here.
[big thanks to our man, F. Moronski]
Not sure how much spaghetti to make — again? Well, if you’re a small adult or hungry enough to eat a horse, the I Could Eat A Horse Spaghetti Measuring Tool is here to help. Available in green or white plastic, or stainless steel — simply slide the spaghetti through the appropriate cut-out, and get perfect portions every time.
Also handy for if you’re actually feeding a horse spaghetti. Just don’t take him for a hansom cab ride immediately afterwards.
Who knew, that simply trying to prepare a meal was so death-defying? But anyone who’s ever attempted to slice a bagel can tell you, the kitchen is a veritable death trap. And if you are lucky enough to avoid the business end of a razor sharp knife, or setting yourself on fire, lack of sanitation will be happy to kill you.
This handy infographic, brought to us by JES Restaurant Equipment, is here to remind us of these hazards — along with some disturbing statistics regarding kitchen accidents, and some much-needed safety tips. I smell takeout tonight.
Continue reading “Your Kitchen Is Trying To Kill You, An Infographic”
I am not quite sure under what circumstances one might need a set of Witches’ Kitchen Tools, but nonetheless they exist. Hand-carved from sustainably-farmed mahogany, the set includes a mixing spoon, a spork-like utensil, and a hand for some reason. All for properly maintaining your witches’ brew, and adding your bat tail, eye of newt, or whatever other crazy shit you’re into. We don’t judge.
Angry Birds — the video game keeping smartphone users that much more antisocial — has become a global phenomenon. The game which pits bird against pig, has accounted for over 1.2 billion hours of usage in the U.S. alone. Not to mention additional merchandise, including the sale of over three million plush toys and as many as 30 million T-shirts.
So it only makes sense that the disgruntled little birds would get their own cookbook. The upcoming cookbook will be targeted at families and include mostly egg-based recipes… and we’re guessing some pork. The book also encourages the addition of crack in all recipes to make them as addictive as the game.*
[via Mashable]
*may or may not be true