Salt Made From Human Tears

If your artisanal Hawaiian pink salt just isn’t eccentric enough, there’s now Salt Made From Tears. Brought to us by Hoxton Street Monster Supplies in London, the flavored salts are derived from various tear-inducing emotions and events, such as sneezing and chopping onions — or, so they say.

And as an added bonus, their resident coven of witches will add a curse to your salt. I went with Tears of Sorrow, cursed with “General Torment” — just to help make my next meat loaf extra depressing.

[link, via Laughing Squid]

Foodiggity’s Best of The Week, 10/3-10/7

Spork History, Witch Cutlery, and Beer, Beer, Beer… It’s Foodiggity’s Best of The Week.

ImpressiveDarth Salt
What the spork?A Brief History of The Spork
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Besides a spellcheckerGoogle Makes Beer Now
Have Ten.. Pearl Jam Turns 20, Gets a Beer

Witches’ Kitchen Utensils

I am not quite sure under what circumstances one might need a set of Witches’ Kitchen Tools, but nonetheless they exist. Hand-carved from sustainably-farmed mahogany, the set includes a mixing spoon, a spork-like utensil, and a hand for some reason. All for properly maintaining your witches’ brew, and adding your bat tail, eye of newt, or whatever other crazy shit you’re into. We don’t judge.

[link, via Pinterest]