Who knew, that simply trying to prepare a meal was so death-defying? But anyone who’s ever attempted to slice a bagel can tell you, the kitchen is a veritable death trap. And if you are lucky enough to avoid the business end of a razor sharp knife, or setting yourself on fire, lack of sanitation will be happy to kill you.

This handy infographic, brought to us by JES Restaurant Equipment, is here to remind us of these hazards — along with some disturbing statistics regarding kitchen accidents, and some much-needed safety tips. I smell takeout tonight.

[link, thanks Melanie]