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If only tenderizing a steak was as simple as erasing half the universe’s population. Whereas the latter requires only a snap of the fingers, red meat needs repeated blunt force before it breaks down.
Thankfully, the Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer will make quick work of any steak or cutlet. Hopefully no Avengers (vegetarians) stop by to give you a hard time.
Meat will be no match for the Hammer of The Gods. Thor’s Hammer Meat Tenderizer will make fast work of any steak or cutlet that gets in its way.
Although Mjölnir can only be wielded by Thor himself, we’re sure that you’ll be able to handle this replica, puny human.
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Slicing food is hard. Regardless of how sharp your knives are, there’s pressure to be applied, and then there’s the strenuous back and forth motion. Thankfully, the Damasu 950 is here to help.
The omnidirectional and gas-powered kitchen tool is brought to us by infomercial ‘Cooking With Bill.’ Watch as ‘Bill’ demonstrates, and massacres, a block of cheese and an unfortunate turkey. Just watch your fingers… unlike Bill did.
Cooking with Bill, and the Damasu 950, are brought to us by Oats Studios.
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Drink coasters often do their job of protecting our tables from ugly drink rings, and then they’re stored away, unseen, until they’re needed again. That isn’t the case with the Cactus Coaster Set. These six table protectors demand to be seen, especially when they join forces to form a cute cactus.
And, if you absolutely need to stash the cork-covered wooden coasters, they can easily be stored in the included terracotta pot.
Set includes six cork-covered wooden coasters. Terracotta pot included. Available for pre-order at The Foodiggity Shop.
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Scrubbing your dirty dishes and utensils is a tough job, and even sponges need a rest. Thankfully, there’s Clean Dreams, the tiny bed made especially for your kitchen sponge.
The sponge bed comes complete with pillows and a headboard to help keep your sponge in place. And, after the dishes are done, you can go rest up in your bed… cleaning things is hard.
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