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Did imgur member CaitRose just find one very long rainbow marbit in her bowl of Lucky Charms? Or, did a unicorn take a poop in her cereal bowl?
No matter… It is a sign. Of what, we do not not know. But I would get that thing on Ebay, pronto. And, find the unicorn responsible. Rumor has it that their tears are made from delicious cereal milk.
[link, via First We Feast]
Real world problem… You have so much unicorn, but you’re just not sure what to do with it. A Fourteenth Century English cookbook by Geoffrey Fule was recently discovered, and is here to help. Fule was a royal cook himself, so he knows his unicorn.
Fule suggests marinating the majestic beast in cloves and garlic, then roasting it on a griddle. Save the horn, just in case you’d like to make some unicorn stock.*
*We made that last part up. There’s no such thing as unicorn stock.
A unicorn might be able to poop rainbows and produce tears that cure all known ailments — but they’re certainly not too good that they can’t hold our corn.
Unicorn Corn Holders take the majestic animal’s horn — which has, up until now, been for show — and puts it to good use. Guests at your next barbecue will get a kick out of majestically holding their cob.
Each set contains 4 pairs of corn holders. Check them out at The Foodiggity Shop.
No argument here. Where Happiness Comes From is a new and certified-awesome Threadless t-shirt by Luis Diaz. And, not only does happiness come from the parts shown here — but bacon, unicorns, cupcakes, gummy bears, and sporks also provide great material for senseless food culture blogs. Thank you, Mr. Unicorn.
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Glass Gem Corn isn’t the work of an expert glassmaker, or a surreptitious photoshopper with too much free time — it’s actual edible corn. Arizona-based Seeds Trust is responsible for the multi-colored cob, and will have seeds for Glass Gem Corn available for sale in August.
Pair them with Unicorn Corn Holders, for the most majestic corn on the cob ever.
[link, via Boing Boing]