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Firebox appears to have captured the elusive unicorn, extracted its mystical tears, and have done what most of us would do with this newfound power… use it to make booze.
Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur does just that. The magical elixir is not only 40% ABV, with notes of candied orange peels, maple syrup, and pine-y juniper berries — but edible silver flakes are included to complete the effect.
We assume that the unicorns cried the silver too. Is there anything they can’t do?
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Although we cannot confirm that the burger pictured here is made with unicorn meat, since unicorns probably don’t exist, here’s the Unicorn Burger Bun.
Brought to us by Lou Lou P’s Delights, the majestic bun is adorably handcrafted and baked to hold any burger… regardless of the type of ground-up animal.
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If your drinking just hasn’t been magical enough, the Unicorn Drinking Horn is here to help.
Designed to hold your most mystical of libations, it’s made of BPA-free ABS plastic… not an actual unicorn horn. Real unicorn horns only hold rainbows and elf tears… everyone knows that.
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We’ve all seen our share of unicorn-related confectionaries. And, just when you thought cakes and cookies couldn’t get any more majestic, there’s now the Pegacorn Cake, and we’re not worthy.
Brought to us by Tattooed Bakers, the pegacorn is the combination of a unicorn and the winged Pegasus. The result is a rainbow sponge-filled cake with edible wings.
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Unicorns may or may not exist. However, it’s a fact that they are filled with wonderful rainbows. Natalie of Sideserf Cake Studio has her facts straight, and has created the Unicorn Farting a Rainbow Cake.
The rainbow fart aside, Natalie’s attention to detail on the actual unicorn is extraordinary. She even manages to give the mystical beast a look on its face of relief and self-satisfaction at what it has done. Good job, uni.
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