Even without an equally beautiful taco inserted into it, the unicorn will look great on any countertop. Although, it is recommended that its mane and tail should be removed before it can take on your taco — I’d rather take my chances that a unicorn hair will wind up in my food. Unicorn hairs grant the eater eternal youth, don’t ya know? Available here.
Dr. Pepper, already rumored to contain unicorn tears, has all but confirmed this with Unicorn Dr. Pepper.
The labels are part of the doctor’s “Pick Your Pepper” campaign, where you can find a unique label to fit your personality. Although each bottle contains the same wonderful Dr. Pepper, the unicorn label will always be the most appropriate. You know, because of the tears.
Instant ramen for dinner again? Don’t worry about not feeling fancy, because now you can eat your sad noodles out of the head of a magical unicorn.
The Unicorn Ramen Bowl is the dishware you seek, that’ll upgrade any meal you put in it. The best part is that it’s a set of two bowls, so you can have an inexpensive and majestic meal with a friend. Available here.
Sure, you could slap a horn and pastels on virtually anything, and it immediately becomes unicorn-themed. But, what if unicorning our food wasn’t so glamorous, and our magical animal was nothing more than a pudgy cake-eater?
The Fat Unicorn Cake tries to answer this question — complete with pinks, purples and our horned beast. However, this unicorn got a bit over-indulgent, feasted on its own cake, and is now too stuffed to move.
Not so magical now, are you, fat unicorn? It’s OK, we’ve all been there.