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We, Foodiggity, in the year of our lord, two-thousand and seventeen, wanteth to bid thee about the Medieval Cheese Board.
The cheese board comes complete with a shield-shaped rubberwood board, two battle axes, and one spear to help slice up your cheese feast. Checketh it out h’re.
If you need to keep your boiled egg well-protected until you’re ready to break it open, the Arthur Boiled Egg Cup Holder is here to help.
Designed to look like a knight in shining armor, the cute little guy will stand guard at breakfast. He’ll even hold the included egg spoon until you’re ready to get medieval on him.
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Real world problem… You have so much unicorn, but you’re just not sure what to do with it. A Fourteenth Century English cookbook by Geoffrey Fule was recently discovered, and is here to help. Fule was a royal cook himself, so he knows his unicorn.
Fule suggests marinating the majestic beast in cloves and garlic, then roasting it on a griddle. Save the horn, just in case you’d like to make some unicorn stock.*
*We made that last part up. There’s no such thing as unicorn stock.
Time to get medieval on that beer with the Leather and Chainmail Beer Koozie. Brought to us by deviantart member DougFungus, the one-of-a-kind holder will protect a beer from an unexpected dragon attack, or will help fit in at a Game of Thrones premiere party.
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Dost thou hath a few eggs to fry? Or, perchance thee seeks attention from the fair maiden of the kitchen? Combat Kitchenware will help battle your way through any meal. Currently a Kickstarter project, the skillet comes complete with a hilt attached for easily handling, when you must bequeath your bacon from pan to plate.
Brought to us by Morlock Enterprises, the project even offers custom sword skillets for larger donations, to suit your ‘unique culinary fighting style.’
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