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Stop eating gummy products that fail to deliver on dilly goodness. Gummy Pickles are here to deliver some briny goodness while staying fun and jiggly.
Brought to us by Vat19, the candy gherkin is actually packed with dill pickle flavor. Fill a barrel with ’em, or slice one up to put on your gummy cheeseburger.
If you’ve ever urged someone to “eat a bag of dicks,” you now have the opportunity to make sure that they do so.
Dicks By Mail is the passive-aggressive parcel you’ve been waiting for. Now you can use the service to send a bag o’ gummy dicks, with not-so friendly instructions. Help sending your gummy dicks can be found here.
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Everything is better in gummy-form. Even if it’s a gelatinous way of burning your face off.
Spicy Gummy Peppers are here to do just that, with three candy peppers made from real chillies. Three levels of heat provide some variety too, with a gummy ghost chili, habanero, and jalapeño.
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If you’d like an adorable little gummy treat that’ll burn your face off, Evil Hot Gummi Bears are here to help.
The licorice gummies might seem sweet as first. However, they’re infused with one of the world’s hottest peppers, the naga jolokia — aka, The Ghost Pepper.
An unsuspecting gummi-eater could easily grab a handful without knowing the danger. So, please don’t let anyone do that, it would be far too entertaining to watch.
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If your cakes just aren’t gummy enough, The Gummy Bear Layer Cake by Raspberri Cupcakes is here to help. Not only is the cake covered in delicious little gummies — its layers inside mimic the gummies’ colors.
Did we mention that the cake is covered with gummies? Cause they’re everywhere!!!
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