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Stop lying down on boring rectangle towels that aren’t giant tortillas. The Tortilla Towel will add some much-needed style to your lazy day.
The five-foot towel is printed on both sides to look like a giant flour tortilla. The best part, is that the towel is versatile enough that you can be a lazy burrito, lounging torta, or a chillaxin enchilada.
The towels are currently sold out, so you’ll have to wait to be a filling. Stay tuned here.
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Are you tired of boring rectangle beach blankets that don’t look like pizza? Grab a Gigantic Pizza Beach Blanket, and you’ll have a beach day that delivers.
With a diameter of 5-ft, the blanket will be a cozy laying spot for most beach-goers. Hopefully, this doesn’t encourage you to eat even more pizza… it’s almost swimsuit season.
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If you absolutely need to lie on the ground, then you might as well have the proper ground coverage. The Pizza Towel will have you lounging in style, while it protects you from the filthy Earth, or that always intrusive beach sand.
The awesomest towel ever is currently available in Pepperoni, with a Vegetarian and Supreme option coming soon. The Supreme towel is for serious lying.
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If you’re in need of a shower after a serious dose of meat sweats, you can stick with a theme and dry off with the Meat Towel.
The Niku Towel (meat towel) comes packaged in butcher paper for the full effect. Wrap one around you after your much-needed shower. Or, use them as your guest towels to annoy your vegetarian friends.
Made in Japan. Meaty.
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