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Do you enjoy Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, so much so, that your red-stained fingers aren’t enough to profess your love? Get the hottest new hairstyle with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Hair.
Brought to us by LA-based hairstylist Helena Palacios, the ombré hairstyle was inspired by Helena’s actual love of the spicy treat. No worries, running your fingers through your new hair won’t turn them red. At least, not that we know of.
via Bustle
Orange is indeed the new black, according to Cheetos. No longer will wearing neon orange be limited to your dusty fingers, as the snack brand has released its own fashion line, Designs By Chester Cheetah.
Want to cover your stems in cheesiness? There’s Flamin’ Hot Pants. Looking to lounge and keep warm on the couch as gaudily as possible? There’s the Big Cat Nap Sack.
If you need something a bit more formal, there’s even Chester Cheetah’s Paw Cufflinks. Check out the whole line here.
Having already cornered the market on junk food-infused Tex-Mex, with Doritos Locos Tacos, Taco Bell is now testing a Cheetos-stuffed burrito.
The Cheetos Burrito is your latest reason to run for the border — or to run from it, depending on how you feel about a burrito that’s stuffed with mystery meat, cheese sauce, rice, and several malformed neon-orange snacks. It’ll be test-marketed in Cincinnati beginning in mid-August.
We’re not sure how Cheetos are actually made, and frankly, we’d rather not know. But whatever the process, they occasionally take on some odd forms.
As documented by Cheese Curls of Instagram, sometimes Cheetos resemble stuff that’s very familiar. Often it’s as simple as a hammerhead shark or the number seven, and sometimes they might be reaching a bit.
Either way, there’s munchies involved and fingers will be orange.
Someone, we assume stoned, thought that the texture and crunchiness of Cheetos would go great with whatever the hell flavor Mountain Dew is. So, Mountain Dew Cheetos are very real, and not the work of a Photoshop artist toying with our emotions.
Of course, for now, they’re only available in Japan. But due to a recent spike in demand, they should be available in Colorado shortly.
[via Neatorama]