You won’t need a beach in Flavortown to wear the Guy Fieri Swimsuit. While giant faces printed on swimsuits is all the rage, it was inevitable that the Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives host would be adorning torsos this summer.
Stop lying down on boring rectangle towels that aren’t giant tortillas. The Tortilla Towel will add some much-needed style to your lazy day.
The five-foot towel is printed on both sides to look like a giant flour tortilla. The best part, is that the towel is versatile enough that you can be a lazy burrito, lounging torta, or a chillaxin enchilada.
The towels are currently sold out, so you’ll have to wait to be a filling. Stay tuned here.
Are you tired of boring rectangle beach blankets that don’t look like pizza? Grab a Gigantic Pizza Beach Blanket, and you’ll have a beach day that delivers.
With a diameter of 5-ft, the blanket will be a cozy laying spot for most beach-goers. Hopefully, this doesn’t encourage you to eat even more pizza… it’s almost swimsuit season.
If you absolutely need to lie on the ground, then you might as well have the proper ground coverage. The Pizza Towel will have you lounging in style, while it protects you from the filthy Earth, or that always intrusive beach sand.
The awesomest towel ever is currently available in Pepperoni, with a Vegetarian and Supreme option coming soon. The Supreme towel is for serious lying.
It’s almost flip-flop weather. And, rather than being an open-toed nuisance with your incessant flipping and flopping, you could send a message with “Follow Me Bring Beer” Flip-Flops.
The custom footwear is brought to us by Etsy member FlipSideFlipFlops, who will actually create any message that you’d like to embed in the sand. But let’s face it… A request to bring beer is one that people will certainly abide. Even from someone wearing flip-flops.