Brought to us by The Vulgar Chef, the Doritos Crusted Corn Dog Grilled Cheese combines a few of our favorite things… grilled cheese, corn dogs, Doritos, and excessive swearing.
First, the already near-perfection that is a grilled cheese. Chef then stuffs that with corn dogs and, while we’re already going off the rails here, he crusts the grilled cheese with some Doritos. Favorite thing ever.
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If you enjoy the sophistication of red velvet, but want to keep it real in a ‘State fair’ kind of way, the Red Velvet Corn Dog is here to help.
Straight from the mind of The Vulgar Chef, the red batter-covered hot dog will make you look like a million bucks in front of your friends still eating ordinary yellow corn dogs.
That is until everyone gets to the same yummy core. Hot dogs bridge gaps, people.
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This is the Pickle Dog. It’s a hot dog inside a pickle, then battered and deep-fried like your average corn dog.
Discovered by Jeff Miller and Meg Strouse of Thrillist during their trip to the OC County Fair, the franken-pickle is only part of what’s to be expected at the yearly event. And, it’s usually a lot of deep-fried things that shouldn’t be and guzinda foods such as this one.
Flavored vodka started innocently enough with lemon and orange. But lemon and orange begat vanilla, blueberry, and peach. Then, the trend of flavored vodkas descended into madness, leaving a path of destruction littered with clear liquids that tasted like cupcakes and waffles.
Nevertheless, since flavored vodkas have provided so much joy in the form of blog material — Foodiggity would like to pay it forward with a few flavor suggestions of our own. And, based on current food trends, these suggestions might even act as an accurate looking glass into vodka’s already doomed future. Please drink this in responsibly.
At the time of this writing, there is no other food item on the planet with a more rabid fan base than Sriracha. So, it only makes sense that the flavored vodka people find a way to make cock-vodka happen. Pair it with: Anything… Just like actual Sriracha.
Carnival grub on-the-go gets a much needed upgrade. Deep-fried corn batter with notes of salty tubed meat — now with the bonus sting of 40% alcohol. Pair it with: Ketchup and mustard chasers.
We’re not sure what flavor Circus Peanuts are supposed to be, and we don’t care. Make the vodka neon orange with a clown on the bottle, and we’re in. Pair it with: Shame.
The long-lost neon green beverage makes another comeback. And, what better spokesman could there be than an incoherent cockeyed ghost? Pair it with: Caffeinated marshmallows.
Nutella should be placed on everything. So, if there’s going to be any new vodkas, Nutella needs to be involved. It might not be the best choice for breakfast, but then again, neither is Nutella. Pair it with: Cereal, eggs, toast, or anything to help remind you that it’s still morning.
Raw fish and alcohol go great together. What’s this ‘saki’ you speak of? Well that had a good run, because sushi vodka is inevitable. You can even serve it warm, we don’t care. Pair it with: Shots of soy and miso.
Sure, we could buy separate Bloody Mary mix, but that just sounds like a lot of work. Get vodka that’s already flavored like spicy tomato juice. If necessary, throw in a cheeseburger for an extreme version. Pair it with: Celery, a cheeseburger, sriracha vodka.
So there you have it, folks. What are some other flavored vodkas you’d like to see become a reality? And, would you drink any of the fictional flavored vodkas seen above?
The Corn Dog Fun Soap was created for some reason by Etsy user ajsweetsoap.
The soap is inexplicably vegan-friendly, so veggie eaters can participate without the guilt. Because nothing says ‘vegan’ like rubbing yourself with faux processed meat-on-a-stick.
And, in case you are wondering, the included mustard condiment is also soap. Why wouldn’t it be?
