The Pizza Koozie Is Here To Help

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“What a fucking time to be alive,” explains The Vulgar Chef, Kyle Marcoux… right before he proves it with the Pizza Koozie.

No longer will we have to protect our beverages with boring cloth or foam koozies that aren’t pizzas. Marcoux shows us how, by wrapping dough, pepperoni and cheese around a can of PBR, and sticking it in the oven.

The result… pizza and beer, no slicing or empty pizza boxes necessary. What a fucking time to be alive, indeed.

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A Pizza Stuffed With Pizza And Topped With Pizza Bagel Bites is The Pizzaiest Thing To Ever Pizza

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We’re certainly no stranger to some pizza-on-pizza action. However, this version is stuffed with another pizza and topped with mini-pizza bagel bites.

Brought to us by The Vulgar Chef, this pizza-ception is the triple threat that we deserve. Especially with pizza bagel bites graduating from a singular stoner food, to what is now the ultimate topping.

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How To Make Spaghetti and Meatball Tacos

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Finally, we can combine the wonders of Taco Tuesday with pasta night (every day except Tuesday). The Vulgar Chef is here to show you how, with Spaghetti and Meatball Tacos.

During his simple and profanity-laden tutorial, Kyle shows us how to form pasta into viable taco shells, while the spaghetti and meatballs provide the innards. Dinner is served… all week.

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The S’mores Waffle Is The Most Important Meal of Any Day, Ever

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Breakfast still reigns as the ‘most important meal of the day.’ Waffles are the most important breakfast, and s’mores is the most important anything.

So the S’mores Waffle, by the Vulgar Chef, is perhaps the most significant food item in recorded history. Except for maybe sliced bread… that was kinda cool.

See the technique and some quality cussing here.

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