You love bacon and want it in every aspect of your life… including washing up.
Bacon Soap, by Outlaw Soaps, will help keep the bacon love going, with a bar that looks like an enormous slab of pork fat. And, because the soap also smells like bacon, the lovely aromas will remain long after the grease is washed off.
Bacon Soap is handmade with vegan ingredients.
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Stop rubbing the real stuff on just to get the dog to play with you. Bacon Soap, by the sick bastards at ThinkGeek, now exists. Designed to look and smell like the real thing, each bar is available for $5.99, and comes in a fancy tin.
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Reek of holiday spirit this year with Neatoshop’s Eggnog Soap. Add a nice Marlboro afterbath spray, and you’ll smell just like Aunt Peggy on Christmas Eve.
The Corn Dog Fun Soap was created for some reason by Etsy user ajsweetsoap.
The soap is inexplicably vegan-friendly, so veggie eaters can participate without the guilt. Because nothing says ‘vegan’ like rubbing yourself with faux processed meat-on-a-stick.
And, in case you are wondering, the included mustard condiment is also soap. Why wouldn’t it be?
Do you like iPhones, and enjoy smelling like pork? There’s a soap for that.
The iPhone Soap, by Etsy user twoeggplants, combines the uber-coolness of the iPhone, with the intoxicating aroma of grilled sausage.
Place one in the guest bathroom to impress friends, or lather up and have the pork musk all to yourself. Just remember to hold it correctly, or it probably will not work.
[Etsy store, via That’s Nerdalicious]
