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7 Flavored Vodkas That Don’t Exist But Should

June 6, 2013 by Chris Durso 1 Comment

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Flavored vodka started innocently enough with lemon and orange. But lemon and orange begat vanilla, blueberry, and peach. Then, the trend of flavored vodkas descended into madness, leaving a path of destruction littered with clear liquids that tasted like cupcakes and waffles.

Nevertheless, since flavored vodkas have provided so much joy in the form of blog material — Foodiggity would like to pay it forward with a few flavor suggestions of our own. And, based on current food trends, these suggestions might even act as an accurate looking glass into vodka’s already doomed future. Please drink this in responsibly.

 

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Sriracha Vodka

At the time of this writing, there is no other food item on the planet with a more rabid fan base than Sriracha. So, it only makes sense that the flavored vodka people find a way to make cock-vodka happen. Pair it with: Anything… Just like actual Sriracha.

 

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Corn Dog Vodka

Carnival grub on-the-go gets a much needed upgrade. Deep-fried corn batter with notes of salty tubed meat — now with the bonus sting of 40% alcohol. Pair it with: Ketchup and mustard chasers.

 

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Circus Peanut Vodka

We’re not sure what flavor Circus Peanuts are supposed to be, and we don’t care. Make the vodka neon orange with a clown on the bottle, and we’re in. Pair it with: Shame.

 

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Ecto Cooler Vodka

The long-lost neon green beverage makes another comeback. And, what better spokesman could there be than an incoherent cockeyed ghost? Pair it with: Caffeinated marshmallows.

 

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Nutella Premium Vodka

Nutella should be placed on everything. So, if there’s going to be any new vodkas, Nutella needs to be involved. It might not be the best choice for breakfast, but then again, neither is Nutella. Pair it with: Cereal, eggs, toast, or anything to help remind you that it’s still morning.

 

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Sushi Vodka

Raw fish and alcohol go great together. What’s this ‘saki’ you speak of? Well that had a good run, because sushi vodka is inevitable. You can even serve it warm, we don’t care. Pair it with: Shots of soy and miso.

 

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Bloody Mary Vodka

Sure, we could buy separate Bloody Mary mix, but that just sounds like a lot of work. Get vodka that’s already flavored like spicy tomato juice. If necessary, throw in a cheeseburger for an extreme version. Pair it with: Celery, a cheeseburger, sriracha vodka.

So there you have it, folks. What are some other flavored vodkas you’d like to see become a reality? And, would you drink any of the fictional flavored vodkas seen above?

Filed Under: Bloggity, Featured Originals Tagged With: bloody mary, booze, corn dog, drinks, flavored, sriracha, vodka

Vodka-Flavored Vodka for Men

November 6, 2012 by Chris Durso Leave a Comment

In a world where peanut butter and jelly, and glazed donut-flavored vodka exists — it’s good to know that there’s still some good old-fashioned vodka-flavored vodka. Maximus Vodka is bringing the testosterone back to clear liquors, and have created an ad campaign to help convince us that it’s still very manly to drink the stuff.

To help drive the point home even further, American artist Mort Künstler was commissioned to supply illustrations of square-jawed scruffy men doing manly things. The accompanying copy challenges the male viewer to stop being such a sissy — using a hard-edged font usually reserved for car magazines and Steve McQueen’s business cards. Drink up, nancy.

[via 22 Words]

Filed Under: Daily Links Tagged With: for men, manly, vodka

Waffle Flavored Vodka Exists

August 27, 2012 by Chris Durso Leave a Comment

National Waffle Day has come on gone. Unfortunately, Waffle Flavored Vodka lives on. Brought to us by Georgi, the waffle vodka is part of a large and equally horrifying line of flavored vodkas. No mention if butter and syrup is included — but you could always line the rim with some. Enjoy your new breakfast.

[link, via Incredible Things]

Filed Under: Daily Links Tagged With: breakfast, vodka, waffles, wtf

Cake-Flavored Wine Exists

March 2, 2015 by Chris Durso Leave a Comment

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Remember when wine just tasted like grapes? Well, in the age of flavored alcohol that probably shouldn’t exist, there’s now wine that tastes like cake. Yes, you read that correctly.

Birthday Cake Vineyards are the people responsible for this, offering a series of dessert-flavored wines — including Strawberry Shortcake, Black Forest, Cheesecake, Coffee Cake and Cake Batter.

Either way, the wines will be a great time-saver — if you had plans to indulge your sweet-tooth and getting your drunk on separately. Check them out here.

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[link, via Trendhunter]

Filed Under: Daily Links Tagged With: cake, flavored wines, wine

Salty Caramel Apple Vodka Exists

October 10, 2014 by Chris Durso Leave a Comment

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Although it wasn’t on the list of vodkas we wish existed… Salty Caramel Apple Vodka is now a thing.

Brought to us by UV Vodka — the folks who answered our Sriracha Vodka prayers — the caramel apple vodka replicates the sweetness of a candy apple, with a little salt to help round out its assault on your palate.

Mix it with some cider and throw in a zombie hand to really help get into the Halloween spirit.

[link, via The Awesomer]

Filed Under: Daily Links Tagged With: caramel apple, halloween, vodka

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