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Dost thou hath a few eggs to fry? Or, perchance thee seeks attention from the fair maiden of the kitchen? Combat Kitchenware will help battle your way through any meal. Currently a Kickstarter project, the skillet comes complete with a hilt attached for easily handling, when you must bequeath your bacon from pan to plate.
Brought to us by Morlock Enterprises, the project even offers custom sword skillets for larger donations, to suit your ‘unique culinary fighting style.’
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Do your cooking and baking while celebrating your geekdom, with the Star Trek Spock Oven Mitt. The cotton and polyester oven mitt will help get a Vulcan grip on the hottest of pans and baking trays.
And, while it is always positioned in Spock’s sign of peace, it should help keep any hungry Klingons from stealing your Star Trek Cookies. Bake long and prosper.
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If you like getting your cooking and baking measurements correct, then M-Cups Measuring Cups should be nested in your kitchen. Inspired by Russian matryoshka nesting dolls, the measuring cups fit neatly into each other, to save counter space, and to help make cooking a little more adorable.
Three dolls turn into six measuring cups, 1/4, 1/3, 1/2, 2/3, 3/4 and 1 full cup. Sorry, metric system.
[$12 at The Foodiggity Shop]
If only making hot dogs was as easy as burning your bread. Well, now it is. The Hot Dog Toaster will not only cook up your tube meat with the simple press of a button, but it will also toast your buns just like a regular meatless toaster.
It holds up to two weinies and buns, and has a convenient drip tray for easy clean-up. Might we suggest you empty the grease tray more often than you do the crumb tray.
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If you respond favorably to terms such as “meat tornado,” and consider fish a vegetable, then Ron F***ing Swanson BBQ Sauce is here to help. Inspired by everyone’s favorite meat-eating curmudgeon from Parks and Recreation, the sauce is thick and bold — just like Ron’s mustache.
[via Amazon]