Noodlebots Are Here To Help

They’ve been programmed to cut our meat, flip our pancakes, and even help bake our cupcakes. Now, an army of robots has been assembled to help slice our noodles. The Chef Cui robot, created by Chinese restaurateur Cui Runguan, is in answer to rising labor costs in China.

At around $2,000 each, the noodlebot is a bargain compared to the $4,700 that a full-time noodle cook would cost. And, the restaurant would be spared from having to listen to someone complain about making noodles all day. Although, the angry glowing eyes of the Chef Cui do not help.

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The Bacon Pancake Song by Adventure Time

The Bacon Pancake Song is a catchy little tune, brought to us by the folks over at Adventure Time. Sung brilliantly by Jake the dog, the short song should only rattle around in your head for about a week or two — but it will pass. And, if you just can’t get enough of it, you can listen to the song for 10 hours straight. No, seriously.

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Meat Tenderizer, or Medieval Torture Device?

To help tenderize your cuts of meat, or any unruly peasants — the Microplane Rocking Meat Tenderizer is here to help. The razor sharp spikes will effectively and silently soften up your choice cuts, and the mere sight of it should help keep your dinner guests on their best behavior.

Or, if you’re the type who prefers to get out a little aggression with your tenderizing — The Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer will deliver swift justice to any meat that gets out of line.

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The Facebook Like Oven Mitt

If you enjoy cooking, Facebook, and showing your appreciation for things via the “Like” button — then the “I Like Your Kitchen Glove” is for you. Designed to look like that little pixelated thumbs-up of approval — the oven mitt will show your “friends” that you like cooking and baking even more than pictures of their kids.

Or, you can use a Pot Holder, and show your love of brownies and late night munchies.

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