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Welcome, my friend, to another episode of The Joy of Toasting.
The Bob Ross Toaster not only displays everyone’s favorite landscape painter on the outside, but the toaster will emblazon Ross’s head and trademark hair on each slice.
Cook up some Cadmium Yellow eggs and Van Dyke Brown coffee, and breakfast is served. Happy eating and god bless.
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Stormtroopers may be mindless drones, bred for little more than serving the Empire — but their helmets sure do make some pretty toast.
The Stormtrooper Toaster, by Hammacher Schlemmer, will put a char on your bread anytime you place it in his noggin. The Stormtrooper even prints an Empire symbol on every slice — just so you never forget where your bread is buttered.
Stop putting bacon in your ordinary toaster. The Bacon Express is here to make breakfast a bit more convenient and to keep bacon grease off of your toast.
Simply lay up to six pork strips over the Bacon Express’s griddle, and not only will it sizzle up your bacon, but hanging it allows the grease to fall into the device’s drip-tray. Save the grease to rub on your toast. Check it out here.
Sure, there are plenty of toasters that will print images on your bread. However, these are limited to the same image over and over again, making your mornings even that much more routine and mundane. Enter, Toasteroid… The toaster that’ll print whatever you’d like on your bread. Morning, improved!
Simply use the Toasteroid app, and either select icons from their collection, or create your own. Then the toaster’s microfilament heating technology will produce the image on that formerly boring slice of bread.
Get creative by toasting messages, emojis, or your doodles. You can even use the toaster to help provide you a weather report… forecast, butter with a good chance of jelly.
Toasteroid is currently in Kickstarter phase, and you can find out more by visiting here.
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Considering their aim and inherent subservience, it wouldn’t be surprising if a Stormtrooper’s head was filled with little more than burnt bread. So, the Stormtrooper Toaster makes perfect sense.
Simply drop a few slices of bread into the trooper’s empty noggin, and make that toast as dark as you’d like. No matter, as the lighter side always seems to win.
There’s also a Stormtrooper Waffle Maker. And yes, he does appear to be too short for a waffle.
