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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!! That’s what you’ll be asking everyone at your next pasta party, if you have the Gratiator Cheese Grater.
Wield the kitchen tool like a Roman gladiator, while you spread some cheese wherever it’s necessary. Hint, cheese is always necessary.
The Gratiator will help improve any pasta dish or Caesar salad. Hopefully, after the meal, you get a thumbs up.
Available for pre-order here.
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Be the deadliest of corn eaters with Ninja Sword Corn Skewers. Also included in the set of four skewers are pirate sword skewers, because they arrrrrr!!
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Dost thou hath a few eggs to fry? Or, perchance thee seeks attention from the fair maiden of the kitchen? Combat Kitchenware will help battle your way through any meal. Currently a Kickstarter project, the skillet comes complete with a hilt attached for easily handling, when you must bequeath your bacon from pan to plate.
Brought to us by Morlock Enterprises, the project even offers custom sword skillets for larger donations, to suit your ‘unique culinary fighting style.’
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