All The Bacon And Eggs: What A Ron Swanson Video Game Might Look Like

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If Ron Swanson had his own video game [editor’s note: Someone, please make this happen], it would surely be nothing short of an epic 8-bit quest for bacon and eggs.

All The Bacon & Eggs poster gives us a glimpse into this alternate video game reality, with our friend Ron becoming Super Mario — only with a better mustache. Gameplay would surely include our hero stomping on some vegans and government officials, while scrolling towards the ultimate breakfast.

[link, via Cool Material]

A Bacon Beat Poem by Nick Offerman

Nick Offerman, aka Ron Swanson, recently got his beatnik on, and performed A Slam Poem to Bacon. In the video, we see Offerman deliver mind-altering lyricism and bongo beats with Swanson-esque enthusiasm. All in tribute to his character’s favorite food item — bacon.

The video is part of the College Humor series Malarious — which is helping to raise money to combat malaria. Now, give me all of the bongos and slam poetry that you have.

[via The Daily Meal]

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