If Ron Swanson had his own video game [editor’s note: Someone, please make this happen], it would surely be nothing short of an epic 8-bit quest for bacon and eggs.
All The Bacon & Eggs poster gives us a glimpse into this alternate video game reality, with our friend Ron becoming Super Mario — only with a better mustache. Gameplay would surely include our hero stomping on some vegans and government officials, while scrolling towards the ultimate breakfast.
[link, via Cool Material]
Already immortalized on parodic book covers, in cake-form, and his own barbecue sauce — Ron Swanson finally gets an Obey poster spin-off.
Ron Swanson Eats Bacon was created by Politikwerft Designbüro of Germany. Yes, Ron… We will obey… All of the bacon and eggs that we have.
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Nick Offerman, aka Ron Swanson, recently got his beatnik on, and performed A Slam Poem to Bacon. In the video, we see Offerman deliver mind-altering lyricism and bongo beats with Swanson-esque enthusiasm. All in tribute to his character’s favorite food item — bacon.
The video is part of the College Humor series Malarious — which is helping to raise money to combat malaria. Now, give me all of the bongos and slam poetry that you have.
[via The Daily Meal]
If you respond favorably to terms such as “meat tornado,” and consider fish a vegetable, then Ron F***ing Swanson BBQ Sauce is here to help. Inspired by everyone’s favorite meat-eating curmudgeon from Parks and Recreation, the sauce is thick and bold — just like Ron’s mustache.
[via Amazon]
Meat Balloons, Spray Sriracha, and Tear Salt… It’s Foodiggity’s Best of The Week.
Drunkenness, assemble!… Avengers-Themed Cocktails
Get the meat party started… Meat Balloons
There’s not an app for that… Guy Pours Beer From iPad
Historical poultry… Chickens Dressed As Historical Figures
Give me all of the milk you have… The Ron Swanson Cake
Nice shot… How To Turn A Jawbreaker Into A Shot Glass
Protect your pint… The Ben & Jerry’s Euphori-Lock
The good kind of pepper spray… Sriracha Spray Bottle
Even better than some of his films… Animated Tim Burton Zoetrope Cake
Seasoning of the witch… Salt Made From Human Tears
