14 Facts You Probably Didn’t Know About Girl Scout Cookies

What we do know…

  • Girls Scouts are now blocking all entrances to the post office
    and Wal-Mart
  • Your boss will make you buy their daughter’s cookies,
    even if you are diabetic
  • Samoas rule

What you probably did not know…

  • Girl Scouts were once forced to sell calendars instead of cookies
  • Thin Mints are trying to kill you
  • Compared to some record deals, the girls themselves get
    a pretty decent cut of the action

See the actual facts and a few more here.

[via Holy Kaw!]

Fat Cookies Gets Their Window Closed

So remember Fat Cookies? They were the women that operated their cookie business out of their 2nd floor apartment window in San Francisco. Well as a surprise to almost noone, they have been shut down.

Not realizing that they needed permits to sell cookies out of the window (did I mention that these girls are awesome?) the operation was recently busted by the ‘Po Po’.

The girls have promised on their Facebook page to go through the necessary formalities, and cookies-on-a-wire could resume in the near future. Until then, dangling bag exchanges will be limited to amphetamines and crack.

Foodiggity’s Best of The Week, 2-14-2/18

McHostages, Font Sandwiches, and Cookies From Above… It’s Foodiggity’s Best of The Week.

Save The Clown… Ronald McDonald Has Been Kidnapped
Meat, bread, and vapid fonts… Helvetica Sandwiches
AAAAAAAHH!!!!… Ham Face Girl
And, the nacho-nees are… Oscars Best Picture Nominees, Nacho-fied
Food trucks are so street level… Pull String, Receive Cookies
Cans giving complexes… Pepsi’s Slim Can Is Nothing New

Foodiggity’s Best of The Week, 2/1-2/5

Vegans, Bacon Love, and Big Gulp Wines… It’s Foodiggity’s Best of the Week.

As suspected…
Vegans Are Cowardly And Continually Radiate Anti-Gravitons

Toke-a-Cola… Marijuana-Spiked Soda By Canna Cola

This Valentine’s Day… Say It With Bacon

The Burger King… The 100,000 Calorie Burger By Epic Meal Time

Take some illiteracy with your pizza…
Pizza and Cookies In The Same Box

Save the Samoas… Girl Scout Cookies We Wish Existed

Congrats to our public drunks…
The New Starbucks Trenta Cup Holds An Entire Bottle Of Wine