Vegans Are Cowardly And Continually Radiate Anti-Gravitons

As already suspected, Vegans are a cowardly species with horn-like protrusions in their foreheads. What is only a small surprise is that they also emit anti-gravitons in order to support their own awkwardness.

Essential Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe (Vol. 1, No. 11) proves that the race hails from Vega (duh), is over 30-feet tall, and actually have opposable thumbs to better grip their tofu.

[via Boing Boing]

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