Evil Fortune Cookies by ThinkGeek have found a new and creative way of ruining Chinese night. Rather than your average fortune cookies — which, bless their heart, have the best intentions — these evil cookies are just plain mean.

Packaged inconspicuously in blank wrappers, it becomes a fool-proof way of pranking loved ones after their fifth straight week of beef and broccoli.

Product and ordering information can be found here.

[via Lost At E Minor]