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Burrito Galaxy, A Tex-Mex-Inspired Video Game

Burrito Galaxy may have antiquated gameplay and subpar graphics… But it revolves around burritos and chimichangas, so it’s already in contention for game of the year.*

In the old-school first person shooter, you’re the mexican food-wielding Guac — the first female Bean Commander. Bad guys can be thwarted with your burrito, taquito, or other Mexican fare. Quarters up… A prototype version can be played here.

*according to the games department of foodiggity.com.†

†the foodiggity.com games department may or may not exist.

[link, via Neatorama]

The Tortilla Baby Swaddle Blanket Helps Make Baby Burritos

If you’re a bit nervous about swaddling your new baby, The Tortilla Baby Swaddle Blanket is here to help. Designed to look like a tortilla, and we know you know how to roll a burrito, you’ll have that baby wrapped up in no time. To help complete the burrito ensemble, the set comes with a burrito knot hat.

Just remember… Most burritos from Chipotle and similar establishments are baby-sized, so please pay attention at dinner time. Happy swaddling.

[link, via Incredible Things]

Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito…

There’s no excuse for poor burrito construction. And, as we’ve recently learned from @luckyshirt on Medium, said food crime is punishable by a thorough tongue-lashing via internet post.

…My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has…

…You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers…

…In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

See the entire rant here.

[via BoingBoing]

The Burrito Bomber Will Drop Off Your Lunch

Pretty soon, we may not have to wait on that ridiculous line at Chipotle for a burrito — or even have to leave the spot that we’re currently standing in for that matter. The makers of the Burrito Bomber have developed a delivery system that takes to the skies, and will drop off your lunch wherever you are.

Using the body of a SkyWalker X8 Flying Wing, the Ardupilot flying system, and a Quantum RTR Bomb System — Darwin Aerospace has developed the Bomber to carry and distribute its precious cargo to a location provided via your smartphone.

Although this sort of food delivery system is currently illegal — thanks to certain restrictions by the FAA — it could become a reality in a few years. So, start clearing out the trees in front of the house, and practice your burrito catching skills.

[link, via Gizmodo]

Flex Mex, The Hexaflexagon Burrito by Vi Hart

After thoroughly, and quite adorably, explaining the concept of hexaflexagons — mathemusician Vi Hart is back with a follow-up. And she’s hungry.

Where before we had paper and glue for our geometry lesson, Vi now uses a tasty burrito and guacamole to reach her conclusion. That conclusion is a very sophisticated burrito-type treat, and confirmation that we should’ve paid more attention in math class.

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