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Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito…

September 5, 2013 by Chris Durso

burrito-letter

There’s no excuse for poor burrito construction. And, as we’ve recently learned from @luckyshirt on Medium, said food crime is punishable by a thorough tongue-lashing via internet post.

…My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has…

…You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers…

…In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

See the entire rant here.

[via BoingBoing]

Filed Under: Daily Links Tagged With: burrito, open letter, rant, tex mex

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