Foodiggity’s Music Lover’s Gift Guide

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Are you, or someone you know, a culinary rockstar? Do you pretend to play guitar with your utensils while your sauce simmers? Do you use the new cookware as a drum set, with wooden spoons as drumsticks?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then Foodiggity is here to help. Whether for yourself, or a music-loving cook in your life, we have some stuff that’ll cater to everyone’s culinary and music skills — or lack thereof. Please enjoy.

 

 

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Flipper Guitar Spatula

Flip that omelette like a rockstar. The Flipper Guitar Spatula can take the heat, and help turn over your favorite food item with style. 100% Silicone. Dishwasher safe and tested up to 500º. Available in black. [$11.99]

 

 

Amp Mug

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Finally, the caffeine-addicted guitar player has a proper morning drinking vessel, with the Amp Mug. Designed to look like a vintage amplifier, you can crank up the sugar and cream and get the morning rockin’. [$11.99]

 

 

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Guitar Salad Servers

Nothing says, ‘Rock and Roll’ quite like a good salad. So, Rockin’ Guitar Salad Servers make perfect sense. Beautifully-crafted and made of beechwood, they’ll help rock your next bowl of mixed greens, or anything that needs a little mixing. Rock on, salad eater. Two guitar-shaped spoons. Made of beechwood. [$14.99]

 

 

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Turntable Kitchen Timer

Just because you’re timing an egg, doesn’t mean that you can’t rock the house in the meantime. The Turntable Kitchen Timer will take you back to when vinyl ruled — albeit for no more than 55 minutes. [$13.99]

 

 

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Tattoo Oven Mitt

It’s pretty hard to look tough while baking. But perhaps it’s because you’ve never had a Tattoo Oven Mitt. It’s the perfect way to protect your hand and look badass while doing it. Unless you’re pulling a quiche out of the oven. No oven mitt can help you there. Outer front is 100% Nylon. Outer back is 100% Neoprene. All badass. [$14.99]

 

 

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Record Coasters

Although most of your guests have probably never used vinyl, they could start by protecting your furniture with Record Coasters. Created to look like vintage 45 RPM records, every drink at your next party will be a hit. CDs never did that… remember those? Box of 4 coasters. Made of thick durable silicone. Dishwasher safe. [$11.99]

 

 

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Rockin’ Veggie Peeler

Hello, Cleveland!! Are you ready to peel some vegetables?!! Now you can rock out with your cuke out, with the Rockin’ Veggie PeelerMade from ABS plastic with stainless steel blade, dishwasher safe. [$7.99]

Sexy Halloween Food Costumes, 2013

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Real world problem… You’re a grown woman who still dresses up for Halloween, and you’re fresh out of ideas for a costume. Well, if you dig food and don’t mind being objectified, Foodiggity’s sexy food costume ideas are here to help.

We covered the topic of sexy food costumes a few Halloweens ago. But ever since, the trend has completely spiraled out of control, and deserves a fresh dose of ridicule. Please enjoy…

 

Sexy Burger

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There’s the beef. The Sexy Hamburger Costume will have men at your adult Halloween party drooling — even if they’re vegetarian. Just be prepared for the “Nice Buns” comments throughout the eveneing.

 

Sexy Fries

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In case your friend already grabbed the Sexy Burger outfit, you can be the perfect accompaniment with The Sexy Fries Costume. And, if it happens to come up in conversation, you absolutely have a shake to go with those fries.

 

Sexy Watermelon

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What could be sexier than an enormous oblong fruit filled with pits, altered to fit your curves? The Sexy Watermelon Costume even has a bite already taken out of it to show a little more skin.

 

Sexy Cookie

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C is for ‘come-hither.’ The Sexy Cookie Costume is a great way to show off your sweetness, and will have all the boys wishing they’d dressed up as Cookie Monster.

 

Sexy Carrot

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Mens’ eyesight will improve when you walk into the party as a giant orange root vegetable. The Sexy Carrot Costume will get you noticed, even if they didn’t eat their carrots as a kid.

 

Sexy Pizza

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The Sexy Pizza Costume will have men at the party craving a slice. Just don’t be surprised if they creepily ask if you deliver in thirty-minutes or less.

 

Sexy Banana

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Peel into the Sexy Banana Costume. Get a few friends to dress up like you and go as a bunch.

[photos courtesy of Yandy.com]

Red, White & Food: A Map of Each US States’ Biggest Restaurant Chain

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America loves its chains. Especially when that chain involves burgers, drive-thrus, or anything else that gets us something to consume as quickly as possible. But did you ever wonder where each American restaurant chain originated from?

Red, White & Food answers that burning question, reminding us of that place we’ve probably visited all too often. Did they get yours right?

[link, via Laughing Squid]

Foodiggity’s 2K Giveaway

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In case you haven’t heard, Foodiggity.com just posted its 2000th blog entry. To help celebrate, besides an obligatory retrospect, we’re giving some stuff away.

It’s simple… Share any one of our 2000 posts on Facebook or Twitter, whether it was a personal fave or a random choice from the archive, and be sure to include hashtag #foodiggity2k… Additional commentary on the share is optional, but encouraged. Share as often as you’d like until Thursday (7/11) 11:59 PM EST.

On Friday, we’ll randomly choose three winners from the hashtag list by throwing darts at the screen*…

Grand Prize
One (1) Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer, the most popular product from the Foodiggity Shop.

2nd prize
One (1) Rockin’ Veggie Peeler

3rd Prize
Tell us if you have a blog or social media account that you’d like mentioned and we’ll promote it — Foodiggity-style.

*Grand prize receives one (1) Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer from The Foodiggity Shop. Second prize receives one (1) Rockin’ Veggie Peeler. Third Prize receives promotion of a site or social media account, at random for 24-hours. Contest ends Thursday 11:59pm EST. Winner will be announced Friday 12pm EST. To receive the Grand or second place prize, you must have a shipping address within the US. We may or may not actually throw darts at the screen.