Halloween is fast approaching. For women who decide to not dress up as a cat, baby, or borrow their boyfriend’s football jersey — there’s always the sexy option. And, apparently no subject matter, vocation, or cartoon character is off-limits.
To prove that this trend may have spiraled out of control, Foodiggity found some food-related excuses to show some skin. You’re welcome.
Sexy Cupcake
At the time of this writing, there is not a more popular food item on the planet than cupcakes. Why not capitalize on the trend, and show some leg while you’re at it? It’s a win win. [link]
Sexy Chef
Besides a policeman, cowboy, or other random village person — a chef appears to be the most popular of the vocational costumes. Although, this outfit would be terribly dangerous in an actual kitchen, it should score points at the costume party. [link]
Sexy Watermelon
Unless you’re attending some bizarre watermelon festival in the lower states, this costume would be ill-advised. [link]
Sexy Chinese Take Out Carton
Even non-biodegradable food containers can be sexy, when hemmed to the proper length. And, the strategically placed copy on all the important parts guarantees that no one will look you in the eyes all night. [link]
Sexy Candyland
Bringing the sexy back to everyone’s favorite candy-themed board game. What would King Kandy think? [link]
Sexy Cookie Monster
Even our beloved Muppets aren’t safe from the sexification of Halloween. And nothing is hotter than blue shag. [link]
Have a fun and safe Halloween, everyone… Let us know what you’re dressing up as.
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