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Still trying to figure out what to be for Halloween? If you’re female, enjoy food, and won’t mind the worst pun-fueled pick-up lines for a night, then we’ve got you covered.

Please enjoy our Sexy Halloween Food Costume Guide for 2017, as well as the lines you should expect to hear from unoriginal men at the Halloween party. Enjoy.

Sexy Sriracha

If you’re going ‘sexy’ for Halloween, it doesn’t get much hotter than the Sexy Sriracha Costume — unless someone can find a Blair’s Mega Death Sauce outfit.

Pick-up lines that you’ll surely hear: “Can I get a squeeze?” “Wow, you’re hot. Haha, has anyone else said that tonight?” Something referencing the rooster.

Sexy Ronald McDonald

Clowns are definitely trending up, thanks to IT. Even if Pennywise and Ronald McDonald are pretty creepy, you can bring the sexy back to clowning with the Sexy Hamburger Clown Costume.

Pick-up lines that you’ll surely hear: “Can I get fries with that shake?” “How about some McLovin’?” “What’s Grimace really like?”

Sexy Taco

The Sexy Taco Costume is a great way to break out of your shell and show off your fillings. Just be prepared for male party-goers with the munchies.

Pick-up lines that you’ll surely hear: “Let’s taco bout that dress.” “Is guacamole extra?” “Why don’t you come out of your shell?”

Sexy Bacon

Bacon is already sexy AF. The Sexy Bacon Dress, therefore, may be too hot to handle on Halloween night.

Pick-up lines that you’ll surely hear: “You’re sizzlin’.” “You’re bacon me crazy.” “Can I be your eggs, or burger, or any other food item, since bacon goes great with everything?”

Sexy Gumball Machine

Presented without comment, the Sexy Gumball Machine Costume.

Pick up lines that you’ll surely hear: Most likely, something about balls.

Sexy Fun Dip

You remember the candy… It was a pouch of colored sand that you’d stick a flavorless stick into, and it would tear apart your tongue and the roof of your mouth. Sexy, right? The Sexy Fun Dip Costume even comes with a “Lik-a-Stik” that you’ll probably need to fight off the boys with.

Pick up lines that you’ll surely hear: “I’ve got a lick-a-stick for ya.” “Can I get a lick?” A lot of lick jokes… you get the idea.

Real world problem… You’re a grown woman who still dresses up for Halloween, and you’re fresh out of ideas for a costume. Well, if you dig food and don’t mind being objectified, Foodiggity’s sexy food costume ideas are here to help.

We covered the topic of sexy food costumes a few Halloweens ago. But ever since, the trend has completely spiraled out of control, and deserves a fresh dose of ridicule. Please enjoy…

Sexy Burger

There’s the beef. The Sexy Hamburger Costume will have men at your adult Halloween party drooling — even if they’re vegetarian. Just be prepared for the “Nice Buns” comments throughout the eveneing.

Sexy Fries

In case your friend already grabbed the Sexy Burger outfit, you can be the perfect accompaniment with The Sexy Fries Costume. And, if it happens to come up in conversation, you absolutely have a shake to go with those fries.

Sexy Watermelon

What could be sexier than an enormous oblong fruit filled with pits, altered to fit your curves? The Sexy Watermelon Costume even has a bite already taken out of it to show a little more skin.

Sexy Cookie

C is for ‘come-hither.’ The Sexy Cookie Costume is a great way to show off your sweetness, and will have all the boys wishing they’d dressed up as Cookie Monster.

Sexy Carrot

Mens’ eyesight will improve when you walk into the party as a giant orange root vegetable. The Sexy Carrot Costume will get you noticed, even if they didn’t eat their carrots as a kid.

Sexy Pizza

The Sexy Pizza Costume will have men at the party craving a slice. Just don’t be surprised if they creepily ask if you deliver in thirty-minutes or less.

Sexy Banana

Peel into the Sexy Banana Costume. Get a few friends to dress up like you and go as a bunch.

[photos courtesy of Yandy.com]

Sexy Halloween Food Costumes, 2017