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Sexy Halloween Food Costumes, 2013

October 17, 2013 by Chris Durso

Real world problem… You’re a grown woman who still dresses up for Halloween, and you’re fresh out of ideas for a costume. Well, if you dig food and don’t mind being objectified, Foodiggity’s sexy food costume ideas are here to help.

We covered the topic of sexy food costumes a few Halloweens ago. But ever since, the trend has completely spiraled out of control, and deserves a fresh dose of ridicule. Please enjoy…

Sexy Burger

There’s the beef. The Sexy Hamburger Costume will have men at your adult Halloween party drooling — even if they’re vegetarian. Just be prepared for the “Nice Buns” comments throughout the eveneing.

Sexy Fries

In case your friend already grabbed the Sexy Burger outfit, you can be the perfect accompaniment with The Sexy Fries Costume. And, if it happens to come up in conversation, you absolutely have a shake to go with those fries.

Sexy Watermelon

What could be sexier than an enormous oblong fruit filled with pits, altered to fit your curves? The Sexy Watermelon Costume even has a bite already taken out of it to show a little more skin.

Sexy Cookie

C is for ‘come-hither.’ The Sexy Cookie Costume is a great way to show off your sweetness, and will have all the boys wishing they’d dressed up as Cookie Monster.

Sexy Carrot

Mens’ eyesight will improve when you walk into the party as a giant orange root vegetable. The Sexy Carrot Costume will get you noticed, even if they didn’t eat their carrots as a kid.

Sexy Pizza

The Sexy Pizza Costume will have men at the party craving a slice. Just don’t be surprised if they creepily ask if you deliver in thirty-minutes or less.

Sexy Banana

Peel into the Sexy Banana Costume. Get a few friends to dress up like you and go as a bunch.

[photos courtesy of Yandy.com]

Pin-Up Girls Wearing Nothing But Milk

October 11, 2013 by Chris Durso

Using high-speed photography, a lot of milk, and 40s-era pin-up girls as inspiration — UK photographer Jaroslav Wieczorkiewicz created Milky Pinups. The clothing seen in the photos is the result of real milk being poured over the models continuously, and then fusing hundreds of photos together.

Wieczorkiewicz is hoping to create a Milky Pinup calendar — as he tries to milk the concept for a another year.

[link, via TAXI]

The French Bring The Sexy Back To Weight Loss In New Weight Watchers Campaign

January 19, 2012 by Chris Durso

And here we thought that French women didn’t get fat. Well, apparently they do. And where there are fat people, there is Weight Watchers, happy to accept your monthly fee. Seen here in this campaign for Weight Watchers, the French show their incredible knack for taking something terribly unsexy — like weight loss — and creating borderline porn.

Urging chubby Frenchmen to ‘Treat Yourself Better,’ the new campaign is focused around overly glossed lips, toying with food in the most suggestive ways possible. Although, some people seeing the commercial and print ads might not know whether to call Weight Watchers or dim the lights, we must give props for creativity. After all, they did avoid the easy sell by not using corn dogs and tacos.

[via The Frisky, thanks Amy]