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Sexy Halloween Food Costumes, 2013

October 17, 2013 by Chris Durso

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Real world problem… You’re a grown woman who still dresses up for Halloween, and you’re fresh out of ideas for a costume. Well, if you dig food and don’t mind being objectified, Foodiggity’s sexy food costume ideas are here to help.

We covered the topic of sexy food costumes a few Halloweens ago. But ever since, the trend has completely spiraled out of control, and deserves a fresh dose of ridicule. Please enjoy…

 

Sexy Burger

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There’s the beef. The Sexy Hamburger Costume will have men at your adult Halloween party drooling — even if they’re vegetarian. Just be prepared for the “Nice Buns” comments throughout the eveneing.

 

Sexy Fries

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In case your friend already grabbed the Sexy Burger outfit, you can be the perfect accompaniment with The Sexy Fries Costume. And, if it happens to come up in conversation, you absolutely have a shake to go with those fries.

 

Sexy Watermelon

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What could be sexier than an enormous oblong fruit filled with pits, altered to fit your curves? The Sexy Watermelon Costume even has a bite already taken out of it to show a little more skin.

 

Sexy Cookie

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C is for ‘come-hither.’ The Sexy Cookie Costume is a great way to show off your sweetness, and will have all the boys wishing they’d dressed up as Cookie Monster.

 

Sexy Carrot

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Mens’ eyesight will improve when you walk into the party as a giant orange root vegetable. The Sexy Carrot Costume will get you noticed, even if they didn’t eat their carrots as a kid.

 

Sexy Pizza

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The Sexy Pizza Costume will have men at the party craving a slice. Just don’t be surprised if they creepily ask if you deliver in thirty-minutes or less.

 

Sexy Banana

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Peel into the Sexy Banana Costume. Get a few friends to dress up like you and go as a bunch.

[photos courtesy of Yandy.com]

Filed Under: Bloggity Tagged With: costumes, halloween, hamburgers, pizza, sexy

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