When the bastardization of our beloved vodka is allowed to continue unabated, stuff like Glazed Donut Vodka happens. Brought to us by 360 Vodka, the donut-infused booze, while a horrifying concept, could save you a trip to both Krispy Kreme and the liquor store. Bonus!
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Well known for an extensive line of flavored vodkas, Van Gogh Vodka has recently added a PB&J version to the line-up. Borrowing a page from the Goober playbook, Van Gogh has put peanut butter and jelly all in one place — with the added bonus of booze. Perfect for all of your PB&J-related cocktails.
Do you see the SUV in the picture above? Well that is something called Iron.Diamond, or L4P Ladies Only. Apparently Dartz Prombron, the company that made this monstrosity, doesn’t even know what to call it. Either way, it has a 999 horsepower powerplant under the hood, as well as a special monocoque body built using techniques used by the former Soviet military for its armored vehicles.
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Created for a demographic that we hope only exists in Sex and The City reruns — something the company calls the ‘adult millennial’ — they offer four horrifying ways of further emasculating the once proud Russian spirit, Original, Chiffon, Devil’s Food, and Frosting. At least we can take solace in knowing that Cupcake Vodka might just be what we needed to begin the cupcake’s long overdue shame spiral. Fingers crossed.
