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It’s October. So, by law, everything must either contain pumpkin, pumpkin flavoring, or make mention of a pumpkin and be orange. Pinnacle, who appears to have some sort of vendetta with plain vodka-flavored vodka, has unleashed Pumpkin Pie Vodka.
No mention if it actually contains pumpkin, or any pie ingredients — but it is now October. So let’s pour a little in your Pumpkin Keg, and get on with our day. November will be here before we know it.
[via Incredible Things]
National Waffle Day has come on gone. Unfortunately, Waffle Flavored Vodka lives on. Brought to us by Georgi, the waffle vodka is part of a large and equally horrifying line of flavored vodkas. No mention if butter and syrup is included — but you could always line the rim with some. Enjoy your new breakfast.
[link, via Incredible Things]
Recently, we were introduced to the innards-melting 100,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka — touted as the world’s hottest vodka. Not content with breaking the six-figure heat index, the sick bastards at Master of Malt have doubled their efforts, and created the 250,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka.
Once again using the Naga Jolokia chili, a.k.a. the Ghost Pepper — the distillers steep them in 80-proof vodka, then filter and bottle it, all while wearing gas masks. Naturally, there is a disclaimer on the product page for those foolish enough to actually buy this, and so that Master of Malt cannot be held responsible for what this product does to you inside and out.
We have created a monster, summoned from the very bowels of hell, formed in a vile carboy filled with a horrid mound of Naga Jolokia chillies (the world’s hottest chillies), steeped in grain vodka. The result is the unspeakable 250,000 Scovilles vodka – a chilli vodka so horrendous we strongly recommend you don’t purchase it.
In a world where Peanut Butter and Jelly, and Glazed Donut flavored vodka exists — a chili vodka that will burn your face off is a welcome change. Not only is Naga Chilli Vodka the opposite of sweet — but by infusing it with one of the hottest chili peppers on the planet, it is a tongue-melting 100,000 Scovilles hot.
For those keeping score, that’s hot. Please enjoy responsibly.
[available here]
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