What happens when we allow Carrie Bradshaw to dictate our food trends? Cupcake Vodka, that’s what.
Created for a demographic that we hope only exists in Sex and The City reruns — something the company calls the ‘adult millennial’ — they offer four horrifying ways of further emasculating the once proud Russian spirit, Original, Chiffon, Devil’s Food, and Frosting. At least we can take solace in knowing that Cupcake Vodka might just be what we needed to begin the cupcake’s long overdue shame spiral. Fingers crossed.