Doritos Roses Are Nacho Average Valentine’s Day Gift

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The obligatory day of love fast approaches and, at the time of this writing, there may be no better way to express yourself, than with a bunch of long-stemmed Doritos.

Doritos Canada is offering delivery of their nacho chips, carefully arranged into something that makes it look like you care. The catch… they are only available in Vancouver, Montreal and Toronto. And, they’re the canuck-friendly ketchup-flavored chips.

The good news… those outside of Canada can make their own by scouring a Doritos bag for a few curly chips. That way, you can make a bouquet of Cool Ranch, to let your valentine know that it’s getting serious.

[link, via Eater]

Starbucks’ New Valentine’s Day Drinks Will Help Spread The Love

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It’s that time of year again. Time to express yourself with greeting cards, flowers, and now, some hot chocolate on chocolate action.

Starbucks has just released their Valentine’s Day drink offerings, and they just might be the thing to get you in the mood. This particular threesome includes, Molten Hot Chocolate, Molten Chocolate Frappuccino Blended Beverage, and Molten Chocolate Latte.

The drinks are only available this week, so you still have some time to share them with a loved one. After that you’ll just have to use your words. Happy Valentine’s!

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[link, via BuzzFeed]

A Realistic Heart Cake Will Help Say I Love You

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This Valentine’s Day, while we’re being inundated with heart-shaped everything, let’s take a moment to remember what our vital chest organ actually looks like.

Yolanda Gampp, from How To Cake It, is here to provide a delicious visual. The Human Heart Valentine’s Cake is perfect for your sweetheart… Especially if they’re a cardiologist or a bit demented.

See the “how to” of the red velvet cake below…

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These Edible Food Puns Will Help Express Your Love

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This Valentine’s Day… Why express yourself with a folded piece of cardstock, or candies that don’t form sentences?

Food artist, Marie Saba, knows how to get the point across, with a series of love notes formed with cookies and various foodstuffs.

Featured over at Instagram, #FoodValentines is a fun exercise in food-styling and wordplay. Try a few of your own, and save yourself a walk down the card aisle. See more below.

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[link, via designtaxi]

Red Velvet Cake Beer Exists

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You drink pumpkin ales, Christmas beers, summer and spring brews… You’re seasonal, we get it. So, why no love for Valentine’s Day?

Bleeding Heart, by Georgia-based Second Self Beer Company, is here to change all of that with a red velvet cake beer, just in time for Valentine’s. The amber ale is brewed with cocoa to act as the cake part, and vanilla to step in as the icing. It’s the first in a planned series of Valentine’s beers.

Bleeding Heart is currently only available at Second Self Beer Company… so you’ll probably just have to grab some Red Velvet Oreos and your favorite sixer this year. So romantic.

[link, via Food and Wine]