This Valentine’s Day, get yourself in a pickle. Grillo’s Pickles in Boston is offering Pickle Bouquets, a suitable alternative to the boring flower version.
Update: Unfortunately, Grillo’s Valentine’s Pickle Bouquet are sold out, due to overwhelming gherkin demand.
However, there is still hope, with instructions on how to make your own here. Happy Valentine’s Day, lover.
via Pee-wee
Valentine’s Day approaches, and since neither of you is getting any younger, it may be time to get engaged. And, if you were planning to gift some candy or fancy dessert along with your ring, you might as well kill two birds with one stone, lover.
Dough-knots is the romantic gesture that any future spouse would appreciate. The glazed rings come as a pair, with one containing an edible strawberry diamond. So, you can pop the question and then both pop some donuts in your pie-hole. How romantic.
The donut engagement rings are provided by British delivery service, Deliveroo, beginning February 12th.
link via designtaxi
Now, it’s our time to get happy, adults… If you’re into that sorta thing. Burger King has released the Adults Meal — a Happy Meal-like package that, instead of containing a plastic kiddie toy, comes with a “romantic adult toy.”
The actual Adults Meal is two Whoppers, two packets of fries, two beers, and either a blindfold, head-massager, or feather duster. And, just like the kids, you’ll probably want to play with your toy first.
The Valentine’s Day gimmick is only available at select locations in Israel until 6pm tonight. Everyone else will just have to buy two Whoopers and hope for the best.
[link]
Heart-shaped chocolate for Valentine’s Day? Been there, done that. Heart-shaped pizza with heart-shaped pepperoni in a heart-shaped box? Puh-leez.
KFC knows how to profess some love… with a greasy Valentine’s Day-themed bucket of chicken. The ChickenGram is a heart-shaped bucket, filled with fried chicken parts. If that doesn’t say, ‘I Love You,’ then there’s no hope for you.
Now, the bad news, lover… ChickenGrams are only available in Canada. And, even if you’re north of the border, you’ll need to enter a contest for a chance to win one. Maybe it just wasn’t meant to be.
Stop trying to express yourself with ordinary flowers that aren’t beef jerky. Now you can send a delicious bouquet of beef.
Say It With Beef is here to help profess your love with a “broquet” of meat roses or daisies in a pint of your choice. The love jerky is also available in a variety of flavors including Original, Teriyaki and Peppered.
Check out Say It With Beef here.
[link, via Laughing Squid]
