Don’t Be A Jerky, Send A Bouquet of Dried Beef Flowers

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Stop trying to express yourself with ordinary flowers that aren’t beef jerky. Now you can send a delicious bouquet of beef.

Say It With Beef is here to help profess your love with a “broquet” of meat roses or daisies in a pint of your choice. The love jerky is also available in a variety of flavors including Original, Teriyaki and Peppered.

Check out Say It With Beef here.

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[link, via Laughing Squid]

Doritos Roses Are Nacho Average Valentine’s Day Gift

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The obligatory day of love fast approaches and, at the time of this writing, there may be no better way to express yourself, than with a bunch of long-stemmed Doritos.

Doritos Canada is offering delivery of their nacho chips, carefully arranged into something that makes it look like you care. The catch… they are only available in Vancouver, Montreal and Toronto. And, they’re the canuck-friendly ketchup-flavored chips.

The good news… those outside of Canada can make their own by scouring a Doritos bag for a few curly chips. That way, you can make a bouquet of Cool Ranch, to let your valentine know that it’s getting serious.

[link, via Eater]

The Steak Bouquet For Meat Lovers

Why say “I love you” with ordinary roses, when you could say “I love you and here’s some meat?” The Steak Bouquet is brought to us by British butcher Antony Bowness of Gloucestershire, England. Made from strips of sirloin, it should get the point across to the meat lover in your life.

Have a happy Valentine’s Day… even if you are getting meatless roses.

[link, via our boy Frank]