KFC is a bit generous with who gets to play their founder. There’s also an outdated cyborg looking for work. So, RoboCop playing Colonel Sanders makes perfect sense.
Reprogrammed with one prime directive, Robo-Colonel has been tasked with protecting KFC’s secret recipe. He even sports the trademark goatee and string bow tie.
Dead or alive, your chicken is coming with me…
Need the perfect companion to take the edge off of flying? Understood, with all the speed, turbulence and fear of potentially crashing to earth… nothing a little fried chicken can’t help.
Enter Popeye’s Emotional Support Chicken. Grab a box of your supportive new partner, in all its crunchy glory, and take on that flight like a champ.
Emotional Support Chicken is only available for a limited time in Terminal C of Philadelphia International Airport. Flyers in other parts of the country will have to fry your own chicken parts and hope that they can get past security.
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It used to be that you’d have to order a fancy lobster to get a free bib. Well, time’s a changin’ and, luckily, KFC UK wants to be fancy too.
The Dirty Louisiana will apparently make such a mess, that it comes with a free bib. The sandwich is KFC’s Original Recipe Fillet with the following; Black Pepper Mayo, Lettuce, Deluxe BBQ Sauce, Cheese, Hash Brown, Cheese, Supercharger Sauce & Gherkins. None of which you need ruining a perfectly good shirt.
The bib, of course, is branded with The Colonel logo and his unmistakeable bow tie, so you can play Colonel too. In fact, you may be the only person left who hasn’t played Colonel Sanders.
Thanksgiving dinner can get awkward. Imagine how your relatives will feel with an Alien Facehugger Chicken at the table.
Brought to us by The Necro at Eat The Dead, the conversation-starter is made possible with a flattened-out chicken, crab legs and a chicken sausage for the tail. If you have the counter space and a family with a sense of humor, you can head here to find out how to make your own. Hopefully, Thanksgiving turns out better than dinner on the USCSS Nostromo.
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The flavor combo that nobody asked for is finally here. Tim Hortons has created the Buffalo Latte, so caffeine and spicy chicken wings can now be enjoyed in a single serving.
The beverage, which has been released in a few stores in Buffalo, NY — consists of espresso, mocha, and Buffalo sauce flavor, topped with steamed milk and zesty Buffalo seasoning. Too bad the steamed milk contains no bleu cheese.
Now, whether Tim Hortons thought this beverage would be a tribute to the Buffalo area, or they’re looking to openly mock our current Pumpkin Spice Latte obsession — all remains to be seen. If anyone does get their hands on one, let us know by describing, in detail, its open assault on your palate.
