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If you’re going to “Run For The Border,” then you’ll need the proper socks to wear under your running shoes. Taco Bell, in collaboration with L.A.-based streetwear brand The Hundreds, brings us Taco Bell Socks.
The taco-laden footwear will surely help you make a fashion statement while you ingest your chalupas. Especially if you wear the matching dress.
[link, via First We Feast]
We know how you feel… You want a burrito, you want it right damn now, and you’re a bit too stoned to interact with other humans. The Burritobox feels your pain, and has provided what appears to be the very first burrito vending machine.
Simply stumble over to West Hollywood where the only machine is currently located — enter a few prompts on the handy touch screen and, in about a minute, you’ll have an all-natural, hormone and antibiotic-free burrito. Munchies thwarted. Humans spoken to… Zero.
[link, via First We Feast]
Burrito Galaxy may have antiquated gameplay and subpar graphics… But it revolves around burritos and chimichangas, so it’s already in contention for game of the year.*
In the old-school first person shooter, you’re the mexican food-wielding Guac — the first female Bean Commander. Bad guys can be thwarted with your burrito, taquito, or other Mexican fare. Quarters up… A prototype version can be played here.
*according to the games department of foodiggity.com.†
†the foodiggity.com games department may or may not exist.
There’s no excuse for poor burrito construction. And, as we’ve recently learned from @luckyshirt on Medium, said food crime is punishable by a thorough tongue-lashing via internet post.
…My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has…
…You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers…
…In conclusion:
You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.
See the entire rant here.
[via BoingBoing]
Ah, Tex-Mex puns… Never not funny. Enter the “I Don’t Wanna Taco ‘Bout It” t-shirt by Threadless and artist Matt Will that keeps ’em coming.
And, don’t worry why I don’t wanna taco ’bout it… It’s nacho business. You see? Never not funny.
[available in t-shirt and iPhone case form, link]