The New Dr Pepper Is Very Manly

Since women were recently awarded their own beer by backwards-thinking marketing execs, then it only seems fair that men receive a beverage that they didn’t ask for. Enter something called Dr Pepper Ten — a ‘diet’ soft drink that packs only 10 calories into its very manly gun metal gray can.

As if having just built a treehouse, the marketing campaign hangs a rather prominent sign of “No Women Allowed”. And if the sad display of machismo seen in the ads, or the attempt to co-opt a diet soda were not embarrassing enough, Dr Pepper Ten’s Facebook page will literally not let females in. That will teach them to try to drink our low-calorie beverage!

[link, via Buzzfeed]

Some Guy Drank A Coke Around The World

Duane likes traveling and Coca-Cola. So he recently gave up everything to explore the world before he turned 30. And in a successful attempt to make us hate him even more, he flaunted his adventures by drinking a Coke in every city he visited.

Actually, the concept and video is kind of cool. But we still hate him.

[YouTube]

Foodiggity’s Best of The Week, 2/1-2/5

Vegans, Bacon Love, and Big Gulp Wines… It’s Foodiggity’s Best of the Week.

As suspected…
Vegans Are Cowardly And Continually Radiate Anti-Gravitons

Toke-a-ColaMarijuana-Spiked Soda By Canna Cola

This Valentine’s DaySay It With Bacon

The Burger KingThe 100,000 Calorie Burger By Epic Meal Time

Take some illiteracy with your pizza
Pizza and Cookies In The Same Box

Save the Samoas… Girl Scout Cookies We Wish Existed

Congrats to our public drunks…
The New Starbucks Trenta Cup Holds An Entire Bottle Of Wine

Toke-a-Cola: Marijuana-Spiked Soda by Canna Cola

Because nothing says medicinal like flavored sugar water, Canna Cola was designed to be sold at medical marijuana dispensaries to help cure what ails you.

Created by artist Clay Butler, Canna offers a pretty standard line of flavors including their self-titled Cola, Orange Kush, Grape Ape, and the requisite Dr. Pepper knock-off appropriately called Doc Weed.

[via Fast Company]